dinogaby:

221biotchplease:

leaveittotegan:

lumnie:

chemisquid:

dippersballoon:

I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

  1. I won’t hesitate bitch
  2. Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
  3. Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
  4. Kermit the Frog jumps off building
  5. Fr e sh a voca do
  6. back at it again at Krispy Kreme
  7. There is only one thing worse than a rapist
  8. Club Jam (yes a really good book)
  9. At least the taco was free
  10. I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
  11. Grandma loves ping pong too much
  12. If your name is Junior
  13. Welcome to Target
  14. I’m just cooking pizza
  15. Cole Sprouse dress-up game
  16. On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
  17. Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
  18. Kid smacked by fly swatter
  19. Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
  20. Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
  21. WE’RE BREAKING FREE
  22. SAIL
  23. I’m Squidward
  24. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
  25. So no head? (breaking skateboard)
  26. Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
  27. No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
  28. What the fuck, Richard
  29. Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
  30. Bored as shiiiiii
  31. Liberian accent (plasma globe)
  32. New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
  33. Summertime sadness (chicken)
  34. More like hurricane TORTILLA
  35. I got an a-bor-tion
  36. All Around the World (TheJasminator)
  37. When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
  38. Snake licks lollipop
  39. Accept yourself, love yourself
  40. Be whatever you wanna be
  41. Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
  42. Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
  43. Can I please get a waffle?
  44. Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
  45. Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
  46. Kevin, watch the light dude
  47. Horse meditation
  48. A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
  49. Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
  50. Helium balloons (floating car)
  51. Fireplace fairy
  52. I’m your freestyle dance teacher
  53. I can’t believe you’ve done this
  54. Which way the Quiznos is
  55. Impossible paper toss shot
  56. Hemtube (dancing with cat)
  57. I nurture my skin (Shaq)
  58. Why are you running
  59. Happy birthday?
  60. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
  61. Farkle falling
  62. Fuck you (soda machine)
  63. Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
  64. Take On Me
  65. And now my sock is wet (water gun)
  66. All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
  67. When there’s too much drama at school
  68. Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
  69. What’s your name? (ouija board)
  70. Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
  71. Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
  72. Girl scared of convertible car
  73. Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
  74. Would you like the spider on your hand?
  75. Shopping cart crash
  76. We actually have the chip reader now
  77. I’M A GIRAFFE
  78. Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

Reblogging for research purposes

July 18th  +464837   via   reblog

teashoesandhair:

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

January 30th  +271173   via   reblog

ssironstrange:

origingirl:

fairycosmos:

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

Always reblog

finally someone said it

January 27th  +441891   via   reblog

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

yeah i got money
 

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January 19th  +477843   via   reblog

catchymemes:

Ironic Moments Dump

January 19th  +111557   via   reblog

versacethotty:

abandonedsuperb:

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January 19th  +138007   via   src  reblog

barackobamas:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

January 18th  +618536   via   reblog

cipollakate:

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January 18th  +1639   via   reblog

ruinedchildhood:

laughed way too hard at this [x]

January 18th  +233127   via   reblog

salty-blue-mage:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

dasha-loses-it:

c-bassmeow:

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Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

straight people ARE stinky

wig!

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January 16th  +326603   via   reblog

validcriticism:

buzzfeed:

18 Things Millennials Are Responsible For Killing This Year

Good Job Gang.

January 15th  +74460   via   src  reblog

raincloudkendrick:

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💯 HASHTAG MRS STEAL YOUR GIRL 💯

January 15th  +6983   via   reblog

darthatlas777:

reverend-spines:

captain-forehead:

the-sunshine-cult:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackness-by-your-side:

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this 👆🏾

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

May I add:

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Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

I’m at a loss for words

January 13th  +415851   via   reblog

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

January 12th  +196551   via   reblog

This Artist Experiences Sound As Colors And Paints What Music Looks Like

cat-wings:

leonacortez:

Melissa McCracken, a painter with synesthesia, explains what it’s like to see your favorite songs. [x]

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“Karma Police” — Radiohead


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“Little Wing” — Jimi Hendrix


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“Gravity” — John Mayer 


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“Imagine” — John Lennon


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“Joy in Repetition” — Prince


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“Since I’ve Been Loving You” — Led Zeppelin


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“Life On Mars?” — David Bowie


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“Tonight, Tonight” — The Smashing Pumpkins

i migght be overly caffeinated but i cried looking at these

January 12th  +290156   via   reblog
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